A story from today, before I forget:

Max is handling most of his potty business himself these days (woo-hoo!).  Today he came into the bathroom while I was taking a shower.

Max: I just went potty…

Me: Great!

Max: …but I went too far and my booty got wet.

Me: Oh. Ok, get some toilet paper and dry off.

Max: No, I’m just using this towel.

Me: [peeks outside the curtain just in time to see him wiping his booty all over my previously clean towel, which I had planned to use in the next two minutes.]